1. This dog is quite frankly ridiculous! Dogs using human technology?! However, embedded in this comical scene is the knowing gaze of an animal imploring you to accept the conscequences of your vile actions. But still, this dog is just hilarious!!
2. Try to caption this outrageously funny image! A cat in a sink is one thing, but the blood of another man caked over your hands is not a laughing matter. This cat just knows you'll never be able to wash off the guilt, however hard you try to disguise it from yourself.
3. Look how absolutely bone-chilingly hilarious this little fella is! This dog isn't trying to accuse you of anything, but his cute doggy glasses are more than humourous. Look closely and you'll see your reflection: can you really look yourself in the eye and preach your innocence? "Look buddy," this dog seems to be saying, "it's been a ruff time for us both, but you really need to paws and see this from a moral perspective".
4. This is just a pug on st. Patrick's day. You might think it's funny or cute but you're ignoring the furry penis, and the fact that this dog is so horrible inbred that it most likely will die from obesity or overheating at about 10 years old. Just gross.
5. Mr. Puss Puss here is toying with a mouse with such vigour that his owner has managed to catch this absolutely priceless moment! However, the needless killing of men by their fellow men can be easily distinguished from the natural cycle of life and death in animal kingdoms. "Why did you do it?" Mr. Puss Puss asks through floods of tears. "Why did you have to kill so many?".