1. The Q-Tip
Once you start using this tip, you'll be surprised you ever lived without it!
2. The Ballpoint Tip
See the way it glides like a majestic creature of the sky? Become the master of this tip to make life a breeze!
3. Friendly Hat Tip
This tip will really boost your self confidence. Who wouldn't enjoy this jovial tip?!
4. Rubbish Tip
This tip should touch a lot of readers. The overuse and waste of precious resources is destroying the earth's environment, which will cause dire consequences for all life of earth, perhaps anticipating the second coming of Jesus, or a more sinister being to upturn the universe as we know it, as predicted by many poets and spiritualists. This tip symbolises the imminent destruction of everything, and so trivialises your entire past and future achievements.
5. Finger Tip
This great tip will help you enjoy the best page-turners around! Without it, you'll be wondering what's going on with those painful bloody stumps at the end of your fingers!