It's said that dog is man's best friend, but when man violently ends another's life with little or no rationale, dog must coerce man into pleading guilty. These funny animals will help you accept your fate in the way they know best: basic humour.
18 August 2014
Teletubbies-Inspired Summer Collection 2014
Not much has changed in the way of Teletubbies fashion, but the brightly-coloured creepy bear things have secretly been a huge influence over the industry for many years. Here, we pay our tribute to the weird singing humanoids in our Teletubbies-influenced summer collection - great for getting back to the roots of fashion.
10 August 2014
5 Tips Which Will Change Your Life
1. The Q-Tip
Once you start using this tip, you'll be surprised you ever lived without it!
1 August 2014
Cinema Hires Annoying Children for Authentic Cinematic Experience
A cinema in Bath has recently employed groups of children with an average age of twelve to talk throughout films with irritating and pointless interjections. The change comes about as reports conclude the majority of kids now stream movies illegally before their official cinematic release, explains manager Phil M. Watcher. "Without kids coming to the cinema, we needed to attract a different audience to pay our extautionally reasonable film prices."
30 July 2014
Why Tara-Jane M. is a Total Scuzbag
Despite her protests, data collected from local reports over a period of six months have recently been used to confirm that Tara-Jane M. is so a big scuzbag. Alerted by Ellie J. in early 2014, the Police have been overwhelmed by the evidence suggesting the eight year old's description of her classmate as a "big mush-face wang-lord" is shockingly accurate.
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